Timeline of galactic history
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- "So your interest in this trip is in determining when exactly the galaxy fell into chaos and despair in the past."
- ―Kirana Promenti, to Ardanna Glie
This is a timeline of galactic history chronicling the galaxy's most important events from the dawn of the universe to the latest known occurrences.
25,000 BBY +
- The galaxy is formed.
- Life and the Force emerge on the Wellspring of Life, and the midi-chlorians are born to spread into the galaxy. Its inhabitants colonize other planets, one of the first possibly being Ahch-To.
- Species evolve on countless planets.
- The Nikto evolve on Kintan from ancestors with barbed phalluses. In modern times, Nikto will lose the sharp barbs but retain cartilaginous edges and bumps on their shafts, boosting the species' savage reputation.
- A race of conquerors from the Unknown Regions separate the galaxy's ancestral populations on different worlds, leading to common ancestry among species such as the coldppedas of Coonee and the dewbacks of Tatooine.
- Several species of the Si'Klatta Star Cluster, including Nikto, Weequay, Vodrans, and Klatooinians, are enslaved by the Hutts.
Old Republic Era
- A first order of Force-worshipers rises and falls on Rakata Prime.
- The Hundred-Year Darkness, from which the Jedi and Sith emerge.
- The Prime Jedi begins the Jedi Order. The first Jedi Temple is created on Ahch-To.
- The Wise Master of the primeval first order of the Sith creates life.
- The Jedi Exodus from Ahch-To.
- The Old Republic is founded, and will endure battles with the Sith, the Mandalorians, and the Zygerrian Slave Empire.
- The Amaxine warriors refuse to make peace with the Old Republic and depart the known galaxy in biological ships, shunning technology.
Fall of the Old Republic
— 1032 BBY
- The Old Republic falls.
- The Sith are defeated, although Darth Bane survives to establish the Rule of Two and continue his lineage.
- Anakin Skywalker is born to Shmi Skywalker, though she claims no man participated in his conception.
- The Mandalorian Civil War. Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi protect Satine Kryze from insurgents, and Obi-Wan and Satine become close while on the run, falling in love. Obi-Wan pleasures Satine while tending to her after escaping venom-mites on Draboon, and they will conceive a daughter during their romance who will survive the Jedi Purge under an assumed name. After he and Jinn help resolve the conflict, Kenobi claims he would have left the Jedi Order for Satine, had she asked him.
- Padmé Naberrie joins the Legislative Youth Program. She and Palo Jemabie fall in love, though their relationship will not last.Template:Fact
Fall of the Republic
- The Invasion of Naboo.
- Padmé Amidala escapes the Trade Federation blockade of Naboo. Disguised as a handmaiden, she acquaints herself with R2-D2 and his probic arm.
- R2-D2 has a sexual encounter with a member of the Queen's retinue aboard the Naboo Royal Starship.
- Shmi Skywalker shelters Qui-Gon and his party in her hovel on Tatooine, and undresses for the Jedi Master's benefit.
- Obi-Wan and Sabé fuck aboard the Naboo Royal Starship while awaiting repairs on Tatooine.
- AU — Padmé is enslaved by Jabba Desilijic Tiure and forced to wear a skimpy fishnet outfit. She attends to Jabba's pleasure, letting the Hutt lick and fondle her while Diva Shaliqua tongues and toys her.
- Padmé uses aggressive negotiation with the Galactic Senate and the Jedi High Council to beg for help with the invasion crisis.
- Padmé secures the Naboo-Gungan Peace Treaty with Boss Rugor Nass.
- Diva Shaliqua is gifted to Dranga by Jabba on the occasion of Rotta's birth.
- Padmé Amidala is captured by Aurra Sing and abused by torture droids. Sing rides R2-D2's probic arm in her ass, and has Padmé eat her out and clean the shaft.
- Padmé becomes the Senator of Naboo. She has a brief romantic relationship with Rush Clovis, and begins employment under DJ Rangthang at the Star Whores club.
- The Separatist Crisis begins.
- Padmé is targeted by assassins and is assigned Anakin Skywalker as her Jedi bodyguard. They fall in love while staying at Varykino on Naboo, sharing a brief kiss. Anakin confesses his love at the fireside, leading Padmé to bare herself and feast on his manhood.
- Beru Whitesun sneaks off to make use of SB-78, the GNK-series power droid at the Lars homestead, letting it fuck her from behind at night.
- Padmé and Anakin make love in the Lars garage after he confesses to slaughtering Tusken Raiders. He fucks Padmé up against a skyhopper, and finishes between her thighs.
- The Battle of Geonosis marks the start of the Clone Wars.
- The secret wedding of Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala on Naboo. Padmé goes down on her new husband to show her devotion after the ceremony, and the couple make love in the lake retreat bedchamber. Afterwards, Padmé sneaks off for a Gungan gangbang while Anakin sleeps, and enjoys a wedding shower as the local laborers cover her in spunk.
The Clone Wars
22 BBY (cont.)
- Ahsoka Tano becomes Anakin's Padawan.
- Shaak Ti teaches Ahsoka the art of pleasure while directing her to stroke R2-D2's probic arm. Tano then turns around to let the droid slide inside her.
- Ahsoka borrows R2-D2 from her master for an intimate encounter with Barriss Offee, and eats the Mirialan out while being penetrated by Artoo.
- Padmé celebrates a victory in the war's early months with a gangbang with Rex and other clone troopers of the 501st Legion.
- Ahsoka goes undercover as a slave girl on Zygerria, and is forced to prove herself in a blow bang with three Zygerrians, who proceed to abuse her in a messy gangbang.
- Anakin and Padmé conceive their twins, Luke and Leia.
- Quinlan Vos and Asajj Ventress become lovers while Vos is undercover on a mission to assassinate Dooku, though the mission ends with Ventress's death.Template:Fact
- Padmé continues her wifely duty to Anakin after informing him of her pregnancy, and lovingly services him with her tongue until he spills his seed over her.
- Anakin falls to the dark side of the Force and becomes Darth Vader.
- Clone troopers execute Order 69 by sexually defiling numerous female Jedi. Among the victims are:
- Aayla Secura, bound and defiled in a dirty gangbang on Felucia;
- Stass Allie, skullfucked by Neyo after being shot down on Saleucami;
- Luminara Unduli, bound to a tree on Kashyyyk and repeatedly fucked by Faie and the 41st Elite Corps;
- Barriss Offee, languishing in custody for her part in the Jedi Temple bombing, and is sexually tortured by Fox.
- Darth Vader marches on the Jedi Temple with the 501st Legion. Shaak Ti is captured trying to escape, and defiled by two troopers in her High Council chair. Serra Keto is caught in the Temple's data room and fucked on the floor.
- Darth Sidious reorganizes the Republic into the Galactic Empire.
- Padmé attempts to sway Vader from the dark side on Mustafar, but is choked by her husband's cock as he forces himself on her until Obi-Wan interrupts.
- Padmé dies in childbirth. Luke is hidden on Tatooine, and Leia on Alderaan.
- Darth Vader and the 501st Legion carry out a Jedi purge on Kessel, where Vader rewards Appo and his men by letting them ravage Sia-Lan Wezz, Shadday Potkin, and Bultar Swan.
- Han and Qi'ra become partners in the Corellian slums.
- Qi'ra poses beside Han's stolen M-68 landspeeder in Coronet before riding through the wilderness, where Qi'ra gives him speeder head.
- Han leaves Corellia for the Imperial Flight Academy.
- Han Solo becomes an outlaw with Tobias Beckett. He reunites with Qi'ra.
- Qi'ra makes love with Han aboard the Millennium Falcon, but after being interrupted by Lando Calrissian joins the scoundrel for a tryst.
- Lando catches Qi'ra undressing in his closet prior to their raid on Kessel, after which she convinces Han and Chewie of her plan with a threesome.
- Qi'ra engages in aggressive negotiation with Quay Tolsite on Kessel, and kills the Pyke after he fucks her.
- Han makes a record Kessel Run and acquires the Falcon from Lando.
- The Spectres launch strikes against the Empire during the early rebellion.
- Rescuing Hera Syndulla during a mission on Nuri, Kanan Jarrus tends to the Twi'lek's injuries and is rewarded with sex. He goes down on Hera until she orders him to fuck her, and the Twi'lek uses her lekku to finish him off.
- The Spectres celebrate a successful mission against the Empire with an orgy aboard the Ghost. Garazeb Orrelios takes Sabine Wren from behind while Hera rides Kanan, and Chopper records the debauched revelry.
- After the Siege of Lothal, Sabine has Chopper plug her from behind while spraying graffiti inside the Ghost.
- Leia Organa completes her Day of Demand, but loses her lover Kier Domadi.
- Leia aids the Spectres on Lothal, and consoles Ezra Bridger over the deaths of his parents. He spies her exercising and stripping on the plains, and the princess takes his virginity in the cargo hold of the Ghost.
- After Leia's visit to Lothal, Sabine adds the princess's likeness to her graffiti wall, while again being plugged by Chopper.
- Ahsoka confronts Vader on Malachor, and kneels in supplication with her clothing torn as the Dark Lord gazes down on his former apprentice. He defiles her until she is rescued by Ezra.
- Ezra and Sabine fuck in the cargo hold of the Ghost, in a similar manner to Bridger's earlier tryst with Leia.
- Hera is captured by Grand Admiral Thrawn on Ryloth, and is forced to suck him off while on her knees before his throne.
- The Alliance to Restore the Republic is founded.
- Kanan sacrifices himself for Hera.
- The Liberation of Lothal. Ezra defeats Thrawn and secures Lothal's freedom.
- Jyn Erso is incarcerated on Wobani, and hopes to tease her stormtrooper captors by lifting her vest to display her body.
- Senator Leto Borian visits the Star Whores club on Level 1313, and is favored by "Viqi", actually the secret identity of Leia Organa, who discusses the Death Star threat with him.
- Leia propositions Jyn on Yavin 4, and the pair spend the night before the Battle of Scarif together.
- Jyn's Rogue One team steals the Death Star plans from Scarif.
- Leia inspires hope aboard the Tantive IV by engaging in a threesome with two Rebel troopers.
- Leia is captured by the Empire and interrogated, though is able to help deliver the stolen plans to the Alliance to plan an assault against the Death Star.
- Leia unwinds from the stressful preparations for the Battle of Yavin with help from R2-D2's probic arm, and is reamed outside the Great Temple of Massassi.
- Luke destroys the Death Star.
- Leia rewards several Rebel troopers by displaying her cleavage in her ceremonial gown on Yavin 4.
- Leia receives her own special reward from Chewie as the Wookiee lifts her into his arms and reams her following the ceremony.
- Leia and Han fuck against a wall after the Royal Award Ceremony, watched by Chewie.
- Nakari Kellen rides Luke aboard the Desert Jewel after escaping Fex, recorded by R2-D2.
- Samoc Farr discovers R2-D2's probic arm in Echo Base, and convinces her sister Toryn to suck the silver shaft.
- The Battle of Hoth.
- Luke trains as a Jedi on Dagobah, but leaves to rescue his friends on Bespin, where he learns that Darth Vader is his father. Han, frozen in carbonite, is delivered to Jabba the Hutt.
- Leia assists Chewie at the glory hole on 5251977.
- Leia becomes Jabba's slave girl, and is made a depraved Hutt concubine after fucking Jabba and his cohorts over a week of slavery, including a gangbang with Gamorreans and an orgy with her sister slave girls.
- Han is rescued from Jabba's Palace.
- The Battle of Endor. Sidious and Vader die, and the second Death Star is destroyed in an Alliance victory.
- R2-D2 recalls Kendy Idele imploring him for sex to take her mind off the Battle of Endor.
- Han and Leia marry in a private ceremony on Endor, and conceive Ben Solo.
- R2-D2 recalls a tryst with Shara Bey after the mission to Vetine, when Bey accuses her husband Kes Dameron of having an affair with Sakas. She eases her frustration by bending over and fucking R2's probic arm.
- The Rebel Alliance reorganizes into the New Republic.
New Republic Era
- The Battle of Jakku. The Galactic Concordance is signed by the New Republic and the Empire, though Imperial remnants flee into the Unknown Regions to form the First Order.
- Han and Leia reunite on Ztdetelik after the Galactic Concordance and fuck shaak style while recorded by R2-D2.
- Luke returns to the Temple of Eedit on Devaron and makes Farnay a woman among the ruins.
- Luke observes his Jedi students Nellis, Nashira, and Kira kissing and fondling in the Happy Grove on Endor.
- The Di Cartel decimates the Daivik Triad on Ryloth, and Rinnrivin Di celebrates by defiling a Secura heiress.
- Rinnrivin enslaves Lady Carise Sindian while viewing The Girls of Jabba's Palace, naming her "Gukhi" and having her suck and ride him as payment for the footage of Leia's depravities.
- Ben Solo comes under the influence of Snoke, and defiles the Jedi student Nellis by corrupting her memories of her father. Ben destroys Luke's temple, leaving him for dead, and becomes Kylo Ren.
- FN-2187 and the FN Corps visit The Old Hope on Aralia, where he is seduced by Supanovvva, who sucks him off until he realizes she is attempting to feed on his Force potential, and leaves.
- The Force awakens in Rey on Jakku.
- The Hosnian system is destroyed by Starkiller Base.
- Starkiller Base is destroyed by the Resistance.
- The galaxy mourns Han Solo's death.
- Rey finds Luke in his exile on Ahch-To.
- Gial Ackbar dies when the Raddus is attacked by the First Order.
- Snoke is killed by Kylo Ren.
- The Battle of Crait. Luke defeats Kylo and becomes one with the Force. The Resistance rebirths the Rebellion.