DJ

"Don't join. Means you g-g-get to enjoy what you l-l-like."

- DJ

"DJ", standing for his golden rule of "Don't Join" and also known as Denel Strench, was the alias used by a gambler and slicer who operated during the era of the First Order–Resistance war. Amoral and opportunistic, DJ worked the casinos of Canto Bight to seduce wealthy heiresses, exotic waitresses, and slender dealers.

Gambling on Cantonica
"It's all a machine. Forget the warmongers: Find yourself a warm bed and a warm body or two to share it, and Don't Join."

- DJ

DJ lived by the golden rule of the underworld, "Don't Join", which was also the source of the only name he proffered as well as his moral code. He circulated the casinos of Canto Bight on Cantonica, seeking wealth and wealthy heiresses to bed and swindle, and could be found at the Eclipse tables in the Canto Casino. He was a fan of the local podracing, and always put his bets on Groff Fordly. He also visited Zord's Spa and Bathhouse, famed for its Twi'lek yobanas and its twin madames Ann and Tann Gella, becoming a return customer.

DJ operated on Cantonica during the cold war between the First Order and the Resistance, though held no affiliations and no desire to join the conflict. Instead, he used his peerless slicing skills to rig gambling tables, and gained enough wealth to offer hefty tips to exotic waitresses and Zabrak dealers in order to seduce them back to his hotel room or the back seats of stolen speeders.

In the wake of the Battle of Starkiller Base, DJ drank at the Coruscant Hotel and Casino on Cantonica, and watched a HoloNet News report about the Ionite Miners' Union strike and dispute on Bandomeer. Noticing a news ticker announcing the death of Han Solo, the gambler raised a glass of Rhuvian fizz, having much respect for the scoundrel even if Solo overlooked the golden rule of "Don't Join". Finishing his drink, DJ went in search of a sabacc game to win and planned which girl he would purchase and have sex with at Zord's Spa and Bathhouse. On his way to the nearest sabacc table, DJ pocketed one of the blood jewels belonging to the Xi'Dec warlord known as the Butcher of Brix.

Dealing with the Resistance
"You want inside Snoke's boudoir. What sort of opportunities do you f-f-find in a boudoir?"

- DJ, to Rose Tico

A narrow escape from Dezmoont and Flestic Crupp left DJ imprisoned. While sleeping in prison, he was interrupted by Resistance operatives Finn and Rose Tico, who had been sent to Cantonica on a mission to recruit a Master Codebreaker to slice their way aboard Snoke's flagship, Supremacy. DJ broke out with the help of BB-8, and stole the star yacht Libertine from the Canto Bight spaceport, helping Finn and Rose flee after their wild fathier chase.

As he was Finn and Rose's only hope to slice into the Supremacy's systems, Rose handed over her Otomok medallion to guarantee DJ's cooperation. However, the scoundrel asked for further payment from Tico while conversing with her in the ship's lounge during a hyperspace journey. She quickly realized his carnal intent, and though she was unsettled, she ultimately agreed to his advances. DJ helped her unzip her coveralls and began fondling her to Rose's shame. However, he was able to arouse her all the same, and began fingering her under her coveralls, but expected her to pleasure him in turn, withholding her orgasm until she began. Rose gave him a handjob, and the two were soon locked in rhythmic masturbation until Tico came on his fingers. After licking up her juices, DJ had her lie on the holoprojector table to suck him off. She made him moan with her oral skills, and he turned her onto her back to face-fuck her until he came. DJ agreed that Rose's performance was enough to secure his assistance, and he departed for the cockpit.

Following his quick tryst, DJ helped Rose and Finn board the Supremacy to shut down its hyperspace tracker. However, he sold them out to the First Order and departed with his credits moments before Vice Admiral Amilyn Holdo devastated the vessel with a hyperspace kamikaze.

Physical appearance and biology
DJ was shambolic and grungy, with a rangy frame. He had brown eyes, a mop of tangled dark hair, and stubble on his face, which looked as if he hadn't washed for days. His large hands were thick-skinned and callused. Despite his grungy appearance, his manhood was attractive; a thick, juicy-looking length, crooked and corded with fat veins, capped with a smooth head. He exuded a spicy musk. He had drawling, stuttering voice and a staccato laugh, and used occasional Huttese words. He walked like a Corellian space-pirate permanently drunk on Whyren's Reserve.

DJ wore layers of disheveled clothing comprised of shabby leathers, including leather pants, and a flat cap with a tin plate inscribed with his golden rule of "Don't Join" in layman's Aurebesh. He wore his boots around his ears.

Personality and traits
"I'm, ah, an opportunist." "And I'm the opportunity? You're a low-down Hutt!"

- DJ and Rose Tico

A thief, gambler, and slicer, DJ lived by the golden rule of the underworld, "Don't Join". He believed that it kept scoundrels like him alive, though he respected the likes of Han Solo despite his forgetting the rule. He enjoyed winning (and cheating) at sabacc games, the podracing in Canto Bight, and paying for Twi'lek yobanas at Zord's Spa and Bathhouse. Amoral, DJ rigged gambling tables to his advantage and swindled wealthy heiresses out of their fortunes. He also tipped heftily on the casino floor in order to seduce waitresses and dealers. He was among the best chancers and grifters, and let fortune guide him, living for pleasure in all its forms.

Rose Tico considered him creepy with a nihilistic outlook, and worked out that he was only out for himself despite his talk of money, business, and government. Despite his lackadaisical demeanor and rangy appearance, she knew he was a dangerous individual once he stopped playing nice.

He had remarkable manual dexterity, able to pick locks and hotwire ships as a thief, and was also skilled at fingering. He had peerless gambling skills.

Sexuality
"How about something for s-s-something?"

- DJ, while fingering Rose Tico

Although rough and brazen, DJ was a seasoned lothario skilled at sexual stimulation, having prior form in the back alleys and massage parlors of Canto Bight, as well as Zord's Spa and Bathhouse where he paid for yobanas. He knew how to finger a woman's most sensitive spots, though expected similar treatment in return.

Behind the scenes
DJ was portrayed by in the 2017 Star Wars saga film Star Wars: Episode VIII The Last Jedi. He first appeared in erotica canon in Das Flute's 2018 canon erotic fiction "The Living Legend", and was later depicted by Porcupine in A BJ for DJ, based on the erotic fiction of the same name by Kooriv.

Appearances

 * A BJ for DJ (Porcupine art)
 * A BJ for DJ (Porcupine art)
 * A BJ for DJ (Porcupine art)