Kazuda Xiono

"How come Hype Fazon gets all the girls? What's he got that I don't? Don't answer that."

- Kazuda Xiono, to BB-8

Kazuda Xiono, nicknamed "Kaz" or "Kaztastrophe", was a heterosexual male Human from Hosnian Prime.

New Republic career
Kazuda was born on Hosnian Prime in 14 ABY to the disapproving Senator Hamato Xiono, who wanted his son to marry a diplomat. However, Kazuda joined the New Republic Defense Force in order to hone his skills as an X-wing starfighter pilot. He became a New Republic ace, and fooled around with his wingmate Mia Gabon.

Spying mission
"Oh Kaz, I think you've mistaken my kindness for something else. All I did was fuck you. Among flygirls, that's basically 'hello'."

- Torra Doza, to Kazuda Xiono

Xiono's flying impressed Poe Dameron, who recruited him into General Leia Organa's Resistance to operate as a spy. Dameron assigned Kazuda to the Colossus refueling platform on Castilon, hoping that he would root out First Order collaborators as the Cold War intensified. Although first impressions left much to be desired, Kaz befriended Neeku, and was settled in as Dameron's protege and accompanied for a stint by BB-8. However, he found himself out of his depth, and his innate clumsiness got him into scrapes, but Kaz acquitted himself during numerous challenges. He joined Team Fireball and was given Tamara Ryvora's prize racer, the Fireball, by Jarek Yeager, much to Ryvora's fury.

He boasted about being the best pilot in the galaxy, and competed against Torra Doza, a young prodigy, during a race. However, he crashed into the ocean and afterwards was offered coaching from Doza in the form of flying lessons. She had him participate in a race against time and his own stamina, sharing his cockpit and sitting in his lap and squirming as he raced. Doza managed to orgasm before Kaz completed the race. She kept her distance afterwards, though Kaz sneaked into Torra's room in Doza Tower in ill-advised attempts to remain close to the spunky girl. He had sex with Doza on her bunk, observed by her pet Buggles. Torra began to suspect Kaz's true purpose on the Colossus, and grew suspicious of his Resistance ties. The elderly Colossus resident Garma took a shine to Kaz, and hoped to ensnare the young pilot.

Further adventures
"Looks like their Queen's taken a shine to Kaztastrophe. Guess it doesn't take much to get these fishes wet."

- Griff Halloran, on Kazuda Xiono and the Aeosian Queen

Kaz befriended Synara San, unaware that she was a piratess seeking to bring the Colossus down, and was manipulated by her exotic charms into fooling around with her at the loading docks. Ryvora also bonded with the undercover pirate, but came to an accord with Kaz after numerous adventures. He eventually discovered the truth about San, and she fled the Colossus for the Warbird pirates. Kaz fought back when stormtroopers occupied the station.

When Colossus resistance agents arrived on Aeos Prime in search of safe harbor, Kaz managed to broker a truce with the Aeosian Queen over the Aeosians' distrust of outsiders. As a reward for his efforts, Kaz received her personal favor, leading Griff Halloran to remark that it didn't take much to get the aquatic species wet. However, the First Order later retaliated over the agents' actions by bombarding Aeos Prime from orbit.

Description
"If you think you're taking the Fireball from me, you can suck my clit. In fact, why don't you put that gob to good use for once and do that anyway?"

- Tamara Ryvora, to Kazuda Xiono

Kazuda honed his piloting skills as an X-wing ace for the New Republic, though his abilities as a spy were less refined. He found himself out of his depth while spying on the Colossus, and had an innate clumsiness that got him into scrapes. However, he acquitted himself in challenges, and received coaching from Torra Doza, though he mistook her kindness for something more, especially when she fucked him in the cockpit. Kaz exhibited some insecurity over Hype Fazon's luck with the ladies, and wondered what Fazon had that Kaz himself lacked, though he was also cocky.

Appearances

 * SB 9701 (SBCSW85 - Torra and Kaz)