Landonis Balthazar Calrissian

"Fleet Command should classify that silver tongue of yours as a superweapon."

- Leia Organa

Lando Calrissian was a Socorran Human male who operated as a gambler, swindler, and galactic entrepreneur during his adventures. He associated with Qi'ra and Han Solo, bedding the former and engaging in a rivalry with the latter that lost him his party vessel, the Millennium Falcon. Establishing himself as a respectable businessman, Lando dealt with the Spectres on Lothal, charming Sabine Wren and Hera Syndulla, and played a dangerous game with Moff Ssaria prior to the theft of the Imperialis.

Becoming the Baron Administrator of Cloud City, Lando betrayed Han to Darth Vader but afterwards helped Princess Leia Organa and Chewbacca escape, and joined the rescue effort to free Solo from Jabba's Palace, though he was forced to participate in Leia's defilement during her enslavement to Jabba the Hutt. He struck a decisive blow at the Battle of Endor, and went on to support the New Republic and the Resistance while associating with the galactic underworld.

Early adventures
"What brings a lovely lady like yourself out to this gruesome den of outlaws and kingpins?"

- Lando, to Prita Sven

Lando Calrissian was a Socorran Human male born on the homeworld of Socorro. He set out on adventures as a gambler and swindler, obtaining the YT-1300 freighter Millennium Falcon, which he converted into a galactic party vessel to entertain lovers as a pansexual individual, and made flashy modifications to the ship. He owned a droid, L3-37, who served as the co-pilot of the Falcon. He crossed paths with the gorgeous Prita Sven, a regional administrator with the Galactic Empire, while on Pantora, though proved unable to sweet-talk her into anything other than flying illegal cargo offworld. He encountered her again on Weigh Station Karambola, and again attempted to seduce her into a night of passion, but his L3-37 interrupted and dragged the scoundrel away.

Association with Qi'ra
"You are very... stimulating." "Really. You want to buy your way in. Come and make me cum."

- Lando and Qi'ra

Lando visited Corellia several times, becoming familiar enough with the sultry prostitute Sara Dihn to receive a personalized holodisc bearing her likeness, and befriended the Corellian Qi'ra, who seduced him while she served as the moll of Dryden Vos. She later reunited with her lover Han Solo, with whom Lando entered into a rivalry. Qi'ra recruited the bigshot gambler to assist Han and Tobias Beckett with a job to free themselves from Vos's debt, and he traveled with the gang aboard the Falcon. Lando walked in on Qi'ra and Han having sex in Solo's cabin, enjoying a view of Qi'ra's ass before departing. He waited for her outside and offered her a proposal once she finished Han off, though she refused his advances and stormed off. However, he joined Qi'ra in her cabin hours later, making her blush as he undressed to a dirty, funky beat. She grew aroused at the sight of his erection, and had Lando masturbate for her while she touched herself in front of him. Coming close to climax, Lando knelt between Qi'ra's thighs to tongue her clit and finger her vagina for several minutes, and worked a finger into her ass in the shocker. He brought her to a shaking orgasm before lifting her into his arms to fuck her. Going all-in as Qi'ra came for a second time, Lando shot his load into a prophylactic before laying his lover on the bunk, still spasming. Lando left her still quivering, and Qi'ra cursed moon-jockeys like he and Han.

Lando's rivalry with Han led to the loss of the Falcon when Han won it from him after Solo made a record Kessel Run in 10 BBY that destroyed some of his flashy modifications. However, Lando continued to associate with Solo and his Wookiee companion Chewbacca, and even shared some of their sexual conquests during their travels.

Galactic entrepreneur
"Of course I'm taking advantage of you&mdash;just like you take advantage of those old cans of paint to make something beautiful."

- Lando, to Sabine Wren

Lando turned away from his life of crime in the underworld, as Han had done, becoming a businessman with military history. Establishing himself as a respectable businessman and galactic entrepreneur, Lando dealt with Cikatro Vizago and Azmorigan, and sought means to evade the Imperial blockade of Lothal. He had a brief encounter with the Spectres aboard the Ghost, sweeping in to flirt with Sabine Wren and Hera Syndulla, and make fun of Ezra Bridger. He brushed Bridger off as a youth with little experience of the galaxy, much to Zeb's amusement, and accepted Sabine's invitation to retire to her cabin to look at her art. Although Lando did admire Wren's artistry, including her more intimate works, he also took the opportunity to explore the Mandalorian girl's body. Ezra later read into Sabine's insistence that all Lando did was look at her art, and continued to feel frustration and envy towards the smooth-talking scoundrel. He recalled Lando's visit shortly before losing his virginity to Princess Leia Organa, knowing sexual experience was the kind Calrissian had mocked him for lacking.

Lando handed Hera Syndulla over to Azmorigan as part of a con job, though the Twi'lek was forced to endure sexual attention from the Jablogian. She overcame her hard feelings about enslavement during an incident with a puffer pig aboard the Ghost. When the critter left she, Lando, and Sabine secluded from the other Spectres, they entered into a three-way that was left uninterrupted, and Lando departed from the Rebels as both a happier and richer man.

Lando played a sabacc game against a Black Sun vigo, and was sold the vigo's slave, Rystáll Sant. Lando freed the lithe Theelin beauty and her adoptive parents.

Galactic Civil War
Continuing to seek challenges and opportunity, Lando bedded Moff Ssaria, the fiend of Castell, and played a dangerous game by pulling a con on her. He informed her of the duplicity, though his honesty won her over. Lando then embarked upon the theft of the Imperialis, the yacht of Emperor Palpatine himself. During this plot, Lando's long-time friend Lobot was overtaken by his cybernetic implants, and left Lando a last, lucid message to find a cause bigger than himself.

Compelled by Lobot's advice, Lando won the Tibanna gas refinery of Cloud City, and became the Baron Administrator of more than five million citizens. During his rule, Lando found time to seduce many glamorous guests, including the blonde heiress Ymile, and Queen Sula.

With the Rebellion
Lando was forced to make a deal with Darth Vader after the Empire went in pursuit of Han Solo, and Calrissian handed over control of his city to the Imperial forces. Han was captured and put into carbon-freeze. Though ordered by the Dark Lord to escort Solo's companions to his vessel, Lando helped Leia Organa and Chewbacca escape the city. Afterwards, he roleplayed as Han himself for Leia's benefit aboard the Falcon, helping her drown her sorrows over Han's loss on Bespin. After fleeing Cloud City, Lando joined the search for Han with Leia, and offered her the gift of a white, full-cupped bra on the pretext of needing it for her negotiation with a crime lord.

Seeking to make up for his betrayal, Lando joined the rescue effort of Han from Jabba's Palace, and disguised himself as the skiff guard Tamtel Skreej. Once Leia was captured and enslaved by Jabba, Lando was forced to watch her defilement, and his fellow guards made him join in by having the slave princess pleasure him during group sex. He also encountered Rystáll again, who thanked the undercover agent for saving her from Black Sun by gyrating on him to show her gratitude. Afterwards, he joined the military forces of the Rebel Alliance.

General Calrissian participated in the Battle of Endor, and his efforts during the final confrontation, along with those of Luke, Ackbar, and the ground team on Endor, changed the course of galactic history when he delivered the decisive blow that destroyed the second Death Star. He joined the victory celebrations afterwards, and flirted with Shara Bey. He attended the wedding of Han and Leia alongside Luke, Chewie, Wedge Antilles, R2-D2, and C-3PO. Although the occasion was happy, it would mark one of the last times the group would be in the same place together.

New Republic
Lando went on to assist the New Republic, and encountered the love of his life during a struggle with the volatile Fyzen Gor. On one occasion following the uprising on Nar Kanji, Lando had a dealing with Kanjiklub alongside Leia, Han, and Chewie. The former slave Zhenya Spacestrider joined Leia's cause during the deal. Lando helped Luke establish his Jedi temple by using his business, underworld, and military contacts to procure cheap surplus and materiel with which to build the structure.

After meeting a mysterious presence in the woods outside Luke's Jedi temple, Ben Solo received visions of his past and future, including one of Lando and other attendees at his parents' wedding. Solo sensed their happiness as bittersweet, knowing it was one of the last times the group had been together.

Resistance
Lando continued to operate in the galactic underworld, and offered support to Leia Organa's Resistance movement. He frequented the castle of Maz Kanata while associating with underworld figures.

Physical appearance and biology
"It's... quite thick." "I've been told before."

- Qi'ra and Lando, on his manhood

A male, Lando kept a defined torso. His manhood was thick and almost as long as Qi'ra's forearm. He wore a V-neck sweater and underwear while associating with Qi'ra and Han.

Personality and traits
"Oh, dear Qi'ra. You might have rocket-fuel for blood, but a girl who resists me is more than tempting. I like challenges."

- Lando

Lando was a smooth-talking scoundrel with much experience of the galaxy and a casual, charming smile. An infamous swindler, he had history and contacts as a criminal and underworld figure, a businessman, and a military officer, and considered himself a galactic entrepreneur and a ladies' man. He enjoyed girls who resisted his advances, finding them a tempting challenge, and was able to win lovers around with his convincing demeanor and obvious stubbornness. He employed the shocker while tonguing a partner's clitoris to bring them to shaking orgasms.

List of partners

 * Sara Dihn
 * Qi'ra
 * Sabine Wren
 * Hera Syndulla
 * Ssaria
 * Ymile
 * Sula
 * Leia Organa
 * Rystáll Sant