Teedo

"That bastard Teedo! He's made my life difficult for years. Can't believe I'm forced into pleasuring him and his goons!"

- Rey's thoughts during a blow bang with a Teedo

Teedos were a sentient species native to the planet Jakku.

Biology and appearance
"Fuck! Go easy, you little gremlin!"

- Rey

Teedos were a sentient species of reptomammal. They were short and stout, with scaly gray -green skin often hidden under dirty rags and masks. At least one Teedo had a twenty-two-centimeter penis, the Teedo member featuring wrinkled, leathery skin. They had three fingers.

Though the species used a babbling Teedospeak language, they communicated via a telepathic hive-mind, which allowed intimate conversation, and led to all Teedos going by their species' name. They shared carnal experiences through the hive-mind, broadcasting any pleasure they were feeling with entire tribes.

Society and culture
"Teedo doesn't care about anyone unless they have something to trade. Water, scrap...or another kind of nourishment. The little pervert."

- Rey, to BB-8

Teedo individuals shared the species' name, making no distinction between individuals and instead saving more intimate conversation for their hive-mind. Adolescent Teedo males had the same unique sense of bravado, celebration, and camaraderie pervasive in numerous other species, though this sense often came across as obnoxious. They became aggressive when aroused, and shared carnal experiences through their hive-mind, allowing all other Teedos to feel pleasure they broadcast. This hive-mind was said to hold many secrets of the sand.

Teedos worshiped the deity R'iia, and built a shrine along the Pilgrim's Road. The goddess was said to blow fierce sandstorms known as X'usR'iia across the dunes&mdash;an act which made Teedo males suspicious of females, and led them to often refuse fellatio for fear of letting the breath of R'iia claim their bodies.

History
The Teedo were said to be native to Jakku, though scholars disagreed over whether Teedo were aboriginals like the Uthuthma or were instead transplanted from another star system.

Teedos in the galaxy
"Getting treated to the fine life in a pillow house instead of scrambling across the desert fighting off Teedo in the sun? You say one night only, but I know you, girlie...you'll find this life suits you, and when you do, I'll be happy to expand my protection to you!"

- Unkar Plutt, to Rey

Many Teedos lived on Jakku, alongside Uthuthma aboriginals and Blarina merchants, where they covered their short, green bodies in dirty rags, sandals, and heavy masks with built-in rebreathers. Some carried dart guns and blaster rifles, and rode speeders. They worked as scavengers.

A Teedo had encounters with the scavenger Rey on Jakku. She learned firsthand that he lacked respect for anyone in an incident along the Korinal Crevasse, and fought off Teedos under the desert sun while competing for prize salvage in the Goazon Badlands. On more than one occasion a passing Teedo spotted her sunbathing nude, and Rey had to defend herself from a groping. At other times, she was forced to barter for precious scrap by offering her body to him. She straddled him atop his luggabeast while he projected the sensations through his hive-mind. She saved BB-8 from Teedo.

She was accosted by a number of Teedos while in possession of BB-8, one of whom damaged her speeder during a chase in the Starship Graveyard. She lured a nightwatcher worm to attack and eat him, but was attacked by two more thugs who administered her with a drug that caused her breasts to swell. Teedo and the goons revealed their penises to her, forcing her to suck them off before Teedo took her from behind. Unwilling to let the irritating scavenger enjoy the experience too much, Teedo fucked her ass until he came inside her rectum. They continued to abuse her until she fell asleep, and finally departed.