Yoda

"Size matters not. Look at me; judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not."

- Yoda

Yoda was a male Jedi Master of an unknown species who served as Grand Master of the Jedi Order on Coruscant.

Early life
"Now you're telling me Skywalker wants to bring back the Jedi? Listen, we dug up old reports—real, verified stuff&mdash;and those monks couldn't be trusted as far as a Jawa can spit. Hell, their Grand Master was banging some crusty librarian on the side, and preaching his celibate doctrine to all the little Padawans. Hypocrites, every one of them."

- Axel Josen, Infostarwars: Episode #79-D/43 Luke Skywalker: Changeling Conspirator?

Born some nine hundred years before the Battle of Endor as a male member of an unknown species, Yoda joined the Jedi Order and went on to train thousands of Jedi Knights. He took Dooku as his Padawan, and trained Obi-Wan Kenobi. As Grand Master of the Order, Yoda was the ranking Master, with Mace Windu as his second.

Although he preached the non-attachment tenets central to the Jedi Code, Yoda took lovers during his long lifespan, including the Jedi Master Yaddle, a member of his own species. Many other female Jedi in the Jedi Temple on Coruscant also learned what Yoda meant by the adage "size matters not" through intimate experience. Some suggested that Yoda encountered Maz Kanata, a similarly-diminutive, long-lived being, and that the Grand Master took her as his consort before the dark times. Other reports, suggested by ribald publications like the Galactic Enquirer, linked Yoda with Jocasta Nu in a scandalous sex affair in the Jedi Temple.

Fall of the Republic
"Spend his nights in your quarters, Selon does, hmm? In your bed he sleeps, does he not? If sleep you can call it."

- Yoda, to Aayla Secura

Yoda counseled against the training of Anakin Skywalker during the Naboo crisis, having misgivings towards the boy's dark future, but eventually relented. After the Battle of Naboo, Yoda participated in a bukkake with Queen Padmé Amidala.

Skywalker later became romantically involved with Amidala, for whom Yoda held warm feelings. Yoda remarked upon the close relationship between Aayla Secura and her Padawan Selon, suggesting that the pair did more than sleep in Secura's bed. During the Clone Wars, Yoda ventured into the Deep Core and visited the Force Priestesses at the Wellspring of Life, though he received no Force visions of lust and passion as other visitors like Qui-Gon Jinn and Luke Skywalker reported. Jinn's spirit communed with Yoda, helping him secure the power of immortality.

Anakin fell to the dark side of the Force under the influence of the Sith Lord Darth Sidious. Chewbacca helped Yoda evade clone troopers on Kashyyyk at the end of the Clone Wars. Yoda battled Sidious, but was forced into exile on the swamp planet of Dagobah.

Years in exile
Yoda resided in exile on Dagobah to await the coming-of-age of Anakin's daughter Leia Organa, whom Yoda believed was a potential chosen one to destroy the Sith where he had been unable. He communed with Qui-Gon's spirit, who helped him to secure victory over the Sith. He was excited by the prospect of mentoring the fiery young woman, but Yoda ultimately trained Leia's twin brother Luke Skywalker instead. However, Skywalker left his teachings incomplete in order to attempt to rescue his friends on Bespin, where he learned the truth about his parentage. Yoda informed the young Jedi to pass on his teachings before his death, merging into the netherworld of the Force.

Postmortem and legacy
Axel Josen later reported on the rumored scandalous sex affair between Yoda and Jocasta Nu in Infostarwars: Episode #79-D/43 Luke Skywalker: Changeling Conspirator?, claiming that his report was verified and calling Yoda and his Jedi hypocrites for preaching celibacy while conducting affairs.

While in exile on Ahch-To, Luke finally heeded Yoda's wisdom to project himself to Crait to confront Kylo Ren.

Physical appearance and biology
Yoda was a diminutive male of an unknown species.

Personality and traits
Yoda was a being of infinite insight and wisdom. Although he preached the non-attachment tenets central to the Jedi Code, Yoda took lovers in his long life, and many females learned what he meant by the adage "size matters not" through intimate experience. He was excited by the prospect of mentoring fiery young women.