C-3PO

C-3PO, often spelled See-Threepio and referred to simply as Threepio, was a Cybot Galactica 3PO-series protocol droid rebuilt by Anakin Skywalker on Tatooine to help Shmi Skywalker with household chores. Threepio gave pleasure to Shmi after Anakin's departure, being briefly fitted with a mechno-phallus to ease her loneliness before she married Cliegg Lars. Threepio moved into the Lars moisture farm but left with Anakin and Padmé Amidala after Shmi's death, and briefly swapped bodies with a battle droid on Geonosis, where he was forced to watch his new body violate Sarissa Jeng. Surviving the Battle of Geonosis, Threepio served Amidala throughout the Clone Wars, occasionally cleaning up after her gangbangs and nights of passion, and transitioned into service to the House of Organa with a memory wipe.

Serving the Alliance to Restore the Republic alongside R2-D2, Threepio came into the ownership of Luke Skywalker and helped deliver the stolen Death Star plans to Yavin 4. He assisted Leia Organa with her steaming baths on Hoth, and was forced to watch her defilement at the hands of Jabba Desilijic Tiure during a mission to rescue Han Solo from Jabba's Palace. Helping Ben Solo's formative years, Threepio served the New Republic and eventually joined the Resistance to combat the threat of the First Order as a droid spymaster. He survived the Battle of Crait and helped Rey decipher her sacred Jedi texts.

Creation and early years
C-3PO was one of the 3PO-series protocol droids manufactured by Cybot Galactica, although fell into disrepair during the later years of the Galactic Republic, and his parts were left junked on the desert planet of Tatooine. His vital components were scavenged by Anakin Skywalker, who rebuilt the droid in secret during his slavery on Tatooine. Sporting a skeletal chassis, Threepio was built to help Anakin's mother, Shmi Skywalker, and he remained on Tatooine after his Maker was freed by the Jedi. He received a special modification from Shmi, who fitted him with the mechno-phallus from an X69 pleasure droid to help ease her loneliness by riding him. Threepio found the golden device strange, but allowed Shmi to ride him until she convulsed in orgasm and thanked the droid for his unwitting service. Despite his modification, the droid's skeletal frame remained unfinished, lacking its proper plating.

Shmi later fell in love with Cliegg Lars and she and Threepio moved into the Lars moisture farm after she was freed and married her lover. Threepio assisted with homestead chores and was given silver plating, and was reunited with Anakin after Shmi went missing. Shmi was killed by Tusken Raiders, and Threepio mourned her death before departing Tatooine to accompany Anakin and Padmé Amidala on an adventure to Geonosis. He was caught up in the Geonosian droid factories and had his head grafted onto a battle droid's body on the production line. Dragged into the Battle of Geonosis, Threepio watched helplessly as his new body violated Sarissa Jeng in the tunnels outside the Petranaki arena, although R2-D2 returned him to his old body.

Following the incident on Geonosis, Threepio attended Anakin and Padmé's secret wedding, and went on to serve Padmé on Coruscant in matters of diplomacy and protocol as part of the Naboo Embassy.

The Clone Wars
"Oh my! Mistress Padmé! Not this again. I've hardly had time to dry off your gown after the last time these men paid you a visit. Oh dear, oh dear."

- C-3PO, catching Padmé Amidala in the aftermath of a blowbang

Threepio served Padmé throughout the Clone Wars, and was given golden plating early in the conflict. While serving in her apartment, he became acquainted with Padmé's sexual appetites, occasionally having to clean up after her when she engaged in blowbangs and other activities with Jedi, clone troopers, and other fly-by-night lovers, including Padmé's husband whenever Anakin returned from the war.

Anakin fell to the dark side of the Force and Padmé died, leaving both Threepio and Artoo without masters. They were brought in by the House of Organa, and Bail Organa ordered Threepio to undergo a memory wipe, although Artoo retained his memories where his talkative companion did not. He carried out duties for the Alderaanian royal family including programming binary load-lifters and assisting with off-world relief missions. He served Bail's adopted daughter Leia Organa, and later joined the Rebel Alliance.

Rebellion era
C-3PO participated in the Death Star crisis, following Artoo on a mission to Tatooine where they were captured by Jawas and passed into the ownership of Luke Skywalker. He helped deliver the stolen plans to Yavin 4, and worried over R2-D2 during the Battle of Yavin, where he communicated with the droid until Artoo was rendered inoperable by a laser blast. Afterwards, Threepio offered his parts to help repair Artoo, and when the droid was fully functional again he teased the golden droid for weeks. Threepio served throughout the evacuation of Yavin 4 and followed the Rebellion in its move to Echo Base on Hoth. He served Leia by observing the steaming hot baths she took in her quarters, remaining on hand with towels to dry her off.

After Han Solo was frozen in carbonite and taken to Jabba's Palace, Threepio and Artoo infiltrated the Hutt's lair as part of Luke's rescue plan. However, Leia was later enslaved by Jabba Desilijic Tiure, and Threepio was made to serve as the Hutt's translator. In this capacity, he was forced to translate many of Jabba's depraved commands to Leia, which repulsed the droid, and watched as she was treated as the Hutt's sexual plaything. Leia killed Jabba and the Rebels escaped, and Threepio joined the strike against the Imperial occupation of Endor. He was revered as a god by the native Ewoks, and after the Empire was defeated he celebrated with his friends in Bright Tree Village.

C-3PO was among the privileged few who attended the Wedding of Han Solo and Leia Organa after the Battle of Endor alongside R2-D2, Wedge Antilles, Lando Calrissian, Luke Skywalker, and Chewbacca. Even the droids exhibited happiness at the occasion, and Threepio went on to serve in the New Republic during a time of peace for the Skywalker and Solo families.

New Republic era
C-3PO helped raise Ben Solo, the son of Han Solo and Leia Organa, and Ben sometimes considered the droid more of a present parent than his actual parents. He served as an excellent storyteller to the youth in lieu of his parents, regaling Ben with tales of the Mud Moon of Panna, the Lost Prince of Tammuz-an, and the Dread Pirate Kybo Ren of Tarnoonga.

He accompanied Luke Skywalker and Lor San Tekka to Devaron, and conversed with Kivas alongside Tekka while Skywalker returned to the Temple of Eedit with Kivas's daughter, Farnay.

Resistance era
"See-Threepio told me about you. He said you haven't spoken since&mdash;in a long time. I wonder what's going on in there?"

- Jessika Pava, to R2-D2

Threepio joined Leia Organa's Resistance movement as a droid spymaster when the threat of the First Order revealed itself, and oversaw a droid spy network which included undercover agents Baffle, N1-ZX, and GA-97. He recruited M-TD and served as the droid's mentor in the network, though wasn't pleased with how he used the Resistance's bandwidth to share holographic footage of the sexual activities of Lumpawaroo and Lowbacca on the Dark HoloNet. However, Threepio was powerless to do more than complain, as he did with most things he disapproved of.

As of this era, Threepio had developed idiosyncrasies since his last memory wipe. Serving in the Resistance base on D'Qar, he was often found with BB-8, particularly when Poe Dameron was absent reaping the benefits of his good looks and charm, and assisted Dameron on several missions against Agent Terex of the First Order. He regaled Jessika Pava with tales of Luke Skywalker and R2-D2, prompting Pava to later seek out the latter and attempt to awaken him from his low-power dormancy, and later met Rey as one of numerous heroic figures the former scavenger encountered.

Threepio escaped D'Qar after the Battle of Starkiller Base and was one of the few to survive the Battle of Crait. Afterwards he liaised with Rey to help her decipher the sacred Jedi texts from Ahch-To.

Description
C-3PO was a golden 3PO-series protocol droid, possessing the limbs that astromech droids such as R2-D2 lacked. He had an electronically-filtered voice that carried a prissy, worrisome tone. Threepio had a pruriency filter that erased certain insults. In his early years on Tatooine, Threepio had a skeletal chassis, and at one point was fitted with a mechno-phallus by Shmi Skywalker. He received his golden plating during the Clone Wars.

Stuffy and prone to complaining over things he disapproved of, Threepio was characterized as fussy by Jessika Pava, and R2-D2 saw him as prissy and worrisome. Possessing idiosyncrasies developed since his last memory wipe, he had a somewhat poetic manner, and spoke about concepts such as the experience of dreams among droids, whereas his counterpart R2-D2 was more pragmatic. Despite this, Artoo treasured their friendship and considered Threepio to be very dear to him, believing the droid would short-circuit if anything happened to Artoo. Threepio was an excellent storyteller, and served in various capacities throughout his life, including as a pleasure droid, a translator, and a spymaster.